So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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