As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Dignity is for republicans.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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