Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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