on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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