Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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