Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
