I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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