I'm drive I can fine osifer
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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