i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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