I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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