Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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