butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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