So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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