ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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