Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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