i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
You took a bar mat shot.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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