he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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