How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
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there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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