You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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