just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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