He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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