I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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