ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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