So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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