Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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