I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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