cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
he wants to bone in the snuggie
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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