i don't like sucking hair
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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