Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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