Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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