You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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