can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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