love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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