I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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