How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
Randomize
