she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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