wakey wakey hands off snakey
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
did i walk over a car last night?
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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