So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He passed out mid-signature
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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