The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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