Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
We smell like vodka and hangover
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