True but thats because hes a fetus.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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