BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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