Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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