just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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