Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I have already put on my inside pants.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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