My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Randomize
