She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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