How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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