yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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