She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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