All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Randomize
