yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
ttyl tear gas
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
