so let's talk penis.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Randomize
