I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
How many fucks given?
0.12846
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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