i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
