When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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