How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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