Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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