is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize